What Time Is It?

It's not time to get ill. I don't think so, anyway. But then again I'm not precisely sure what time it really is where I am. I believe that I am on central time here at the conference I'm attending. My watch has mountain time. My laptop and Blackberry are on Real Office time (e.g. EDT).

But then people are playing badminton and beach volleyball at 8 pm at night somewhere in the world.

I'm a little distemporic. It's like dyspeptic without the upset stomach.