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Telecommuter Appreciation Week! According to the American Telecommuting Association, "Telecommuter Appreciation Week" falls on the period from February 25 through March 3 (in homage to Alexander Graham Bell, whose birthday is March 3rd). But it raises the important question: what to get for the telecommuter who has everything?

I'm frankly torn. The American Telecommuting Association thong-th-tho-tho-thong is really awfully nice, but such a gift might constitute fostering a hostile workplace. In this modern age, Killer Bunny Slippers might be a safer choice for the telecommuter's manager to send along to recognize his or her far flung workers' dedication and self-discipline. The nice people at Think Geek have them available in many sizes that will fit the most gargantuan or lilliputian telecommuter out there.

I, for one, am counting the days. And flossing my ass.