Something New for My Fevered Imagination

Like I needed this: it turns out that people have been proven to send weird emails whilst asleep. Admittedly this has primarily happened to people taking prescription sleep medications, but I'm already prone to sitting bolt upright in bed and carrying on semi-lucid seeming conversations with my family. Now I have to worry about drifting off in the office and sending email messages with contents like "come TOMORROW AND SORT THIS HELL HOLE Out!!!!!!"

Wait, that's the kind of thing I'm likely to send when in full possession of my senses. Never mind, then.