How Did I Miss the Telecommuter Re-Moniker Contest?

I know what you're thinking: it's too much time with the gin and phonies, Stella. You gotta be sharp to stay on top of things around here. Nevertheless.

Plantronics (makers of some of my headsets of the past) sponsored a contest to re-dub telecommuters. The winner:

cloudworkers

I'm not sure, really. Cloudworker? It's a little Rainbow Brite for Stella. Although it could be worse, apparently. Somehow "mobiworker" got 10% of the votes. Until we're all making semi-ambient electronic music and making a stink about our books on MTV Cribs, I refuse to go by "mobiworker."

Stella's sticking with shut-in.