I'm Not Complaining

Okay, wait. I am complaining. Every morning starts really early. Really really early. And not only do I feel tired, I look tired. Really really tired. I'm happy to get up early. I'm often awake anyway so what the heck, I might as well get up and work. But what to do after a shower and what passes for "getting ready" doesn't cover the bags under my eyes?

I'm considering this stuff. Of course nothing will actually work, but I want to have dreams. You know?